About Me

When I grow up I want to be a Zamboni operator. In the meantime, I’m an IT Director with a little over 20 years of experience.

I used to program and engineer the systems but then I fell into the infrastructure side of things. These days I mostly concern myself with operations. It’s a lot of DevOps, SRE, and Incident Response.

One time I had the chance to purchase the entire collection of Iron Anniversary Edition Game of Thrones PEZ dispensers while I was waiting for a flight at the airport but I failed to take it.

Hot Takes #

• Die Hard is both a Christmas film and a reboot of Alien, told from the perspective of the Xenomorph.
• Dragons, with six limbs, the ability to shoot explosive chemicals (bombardier beetle), and an exoskeleton, are more closely related to insects than lizards.
• The Truman Show was a prequel to The Matrix.
• I didn’t ask how big the room is. I cast fireball.

Things I Am Terrible At #

• Making coffee (I can drink it like a pro, though)
• Remembering names (sorry, it’s not personal)
• Keeping plants alive

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